Gingerbread House Architects Gifts

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"It's perfect for starting a family."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Diet Sugar House.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.