Gingerbread House Architect Gifts

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'Martin was the first one in the business to recognise certain problems with gingerbread houses.'

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Pregnancy Test

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Diet Sugar House.

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'