Gingerbread Houses Gifts

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'So much for turning out the lights to the Halloweeners don't come looking for sweets.'

'We're not allowed sweets at home.'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Diet Sugar House.