Gingerbread Houses Gifts

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'We're not allowed sweets at home.'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Diet Sugar House.

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'