Gingerbread House Crafting Gifts

Willy Wonka Claims Eminent Domain on Gingerbread House.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Building a gingerbread house

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland.

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."