Gingerbread House Crafting Gifts

Willy Wonka Claims Eminent Domain on Gingerbread House.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Building a gingerbread house

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

'Thin enough?'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo