Gingerbread Artist Gifts

"And now it's gluten free!"

The Gingerbread Man's Suicide.

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Diet Sugar House.

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."