Gingerbread Visionary Gifts

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Diet Sugar House.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'