Gingerbread Visionary T-Shirts

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Diet Sugar House.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'