Gingerbread House Creator T-Shirts

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cake Free Zone

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Diet Sugar House.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'