Gingerbread House Building Gifts

Building a gingerbread house

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Diet Sugar House.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'