Gingerbread Architect Prints

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'Ma'am, I'm afraid the insulation in the walls of your gingerbread house contains dangerously high levels of cholesterol.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

'You have too much tied up in real estate... especially gingerbread houses.'

'The premium is on the high side, but this policy allows you unlimited 'Nibbling Children' claims.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

Obese Hansel and Grettle

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

"Turn me into a toad if you like, Ma'am, but that still won't bring your building up to code."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

'Let's remain focused people, we're on a witch hunt here.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

Witch vowing to choose warmer climate

Hansel and Gretal

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

'As a white guy in America I can empathize with irrelevance.'

'Don't talk to me about your kids eating you out of house and home!'

'With all the concern about junk food, I'm very embarrassed to be living here.'

'We're not allowed sweets at home.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Home Sweet Home

"You are accused of enticing children to eat gingerbread, thereby increasing their chances of childhood obesity."

"Hey, who ate all the heads off my gingerbread women?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Building a gingerbread house

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.