Gig Economy Surfers Gifts

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Dynamite little combo

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

The band.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Garage Music

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Capitalism.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

Roadie

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"And this is where Simon works remotely...thinks remotely...and acts remotely."

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

PERM vs FREELANCE

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

Uber Out of Luck

You're between jobs, he? How far between?

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Won't Work For Food

'I freelance from my home here.'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."