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"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

The band.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Garage Music

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Capitalism.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Roadie

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."