Gifters-unite Pillows

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

King Kongs first christmas

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

CEO.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Birthday Racing Car

Tipping Pain Chart

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

The Re-Giving Tree

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'