Traditionalist Gifters Pillows

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Ruddy bloggers!

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Baptism Then and Now

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

How the gift registry should really work

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

It's the thought that counts!

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."