Traditionalist Gift-giver Pillows

"Father's Day presents."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

celebrating a birth.

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Time for Tea!

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Tipping Pain Chart

Birthday Racing Car

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Baptism Then and Now

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."