Traditionalist Gift-giver Gifts

"Father's Day presents."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Bring out yer books!'

celebrating a birth.

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

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"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Time for Tea!

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Love.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Baptism Then and Now

Birthday Racing Car

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Graffiti on guard's horse