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'...We give this same tie to dad every year.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

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"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

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Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Herb's from Texas."

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Luddite Zoom.

"Room for bigger presents."