Family Gifters Pillows

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Gift"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Tipping Pain Chart

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Birthday Racing Car

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I hate it..."

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I'm huggable!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''