Gift-giving Rebel Gifts

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"I can't afford to feed you."

The serious corporation

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Little Taxes.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

Big government pig

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

"You can't hide from us!"

Anti-Tax president

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Notice: It doesn't matter what Cliven Bundy Says. You still have to pay taxes!

"Happy birthday!"

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed.