Gift-giving Rebel T-Shirts

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"I can't afford to feed you."

Little Taxes.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

Big government pig

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

All the Tax collectors of Lilliput combined, couldn't tie Gulliver down...

"You can't hide from us!"

Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'

Anti-Tax president

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Relax, it isn't paranoia. You IRS people are truly hated.'

"Happy birthday!"