Regifting Rebel Gifts

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Things I've learned...

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Hipster Police Department

Sunday.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

Must... Remember...

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

Bassoonist cherub.

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'