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'What did you get him?'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I hate it..."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Valentines Balloons

'I'm huggable!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Football heads...

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

It's the thought that counts!