Gift Conundrum Pillows

'What did you get him?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"I hate it..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Valentines Balloons

Football heads...

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm huggable!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.