Gift-giving Skeptics T-Shirts

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Tipping Pain Chart

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Octopus

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'

'He wants a good flyrod.'