Gift Giver's Dilemma T-Shirts

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Gift"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I hate it..."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Valentines Balloons

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I'm huggable!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''