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Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

Body Building

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"