Ghostwriter Gifts

Meet The Ghostwriter

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

"Meet The Author"

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

'Sorry, but I write my own material.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'Meet the Author!'

"For an extra fee, I can ghostwrite your message."

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

Sarah: 'My dream is to be elected, then quit the presidency, so my staff and ghost can rewrite my memoirs...'

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Sarah Palin.

"I used a ghost writer for the book, but I wrote all of the online reviews myself."

'Thanks Uncle Steve! There's nothing like a good ghosted story at Christmas.'

"A court appointed attorney is nice, but how about a book ghost writer, so I can cash in on my life story?"

'If you can't afford one, the court will assign a ghost writer to handle any book deals.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"...and a final word of thanks to those hard-working scholars who never sleep: the term-paper ghostwriters."

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

This is my report on my summer vacation, and that's my script doctor, Murray, who helped me punch it up a bit.

Ghost writers

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"As your chosen autobiographical ghostwriter, let me state up front that if I want any input from you, I'll ask for it."

"Yes, as far as I know, songbirds write their own material."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.