Ghostly Chores Enthusiast Pillows

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

Washing Line Walker

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Just empty it."

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

Ghosts Inc: If you got it, haunt it!

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

Mouthwash.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"Now, suddenly, you’re not allowed to scare the pants off people."

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'I'm guessing it's not a surfboard.'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'