Getting A New Credit Card Gifts

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"