First Credit Card Gifts

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'My first camera'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Credit card customer of the month'

Your Flexible Fiend.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"