First Credit Card Gifts

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'My first camera'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Secret Identity Theft.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'Credit card customer of the month'

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Your Flexible Fiend.

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.