
31. 19. 55.7.
Add humor and comfort with pillows that commemorate the quick gestation. A cozy reminder of this special and speedy phase in life.
31. 19. 55.7.
"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."
"Tour de Frank"
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"
Professional man hurdling
Baby Race.
'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'
'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'
He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.
Runner's High, Runner's Low
T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport
Seasonal shopping.
“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”
'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'
Time Run
Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'
Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!
"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."
'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'
'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'
"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"
Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.
'Spinout!'
"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."
"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
"Talk about pressure, they've already purchased the 'new & improved' labels."
'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'
Huge, steroid taking sprinter.
'I can't find my keys!'
"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."
'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'
"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."
'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'
One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.
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