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"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Tour de Frank"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Professional man hurdling

Baby Race.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Seasonal shopping.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Talk about pressure, they've already purchased the 'new & improved' labels."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'I can't find my keys!'

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'