Thesis Sprinter T-Shirts

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I really crammed last night.'

City Marathon.

"OK, ready to go again?"

31. 19. 55.7.

His Master's Thesis.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'I can't find my keys!'

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

"Talk about pressure, they've already purchased the 'new & improved' labels."

"Stop! You're killing me!"