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"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I really crammed last night.'

City Marathon.

His Master's Thesis.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'I can't find my keys!'

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

"Talk about pressure, they've already purchased the 'new & improved' labels."

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

"Stop! You're killing me!"

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'