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'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Surfing the daily stress

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"I feel your pain."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Signs of Stress

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Run, Mike, Run!

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'