Stress Sprinter Mugs

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Surfing the daily stress

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I feel your pain."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Run, Mike, Run!

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'You need some stress.'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'