"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"
Gestation Humorists Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the funny side of pregnancy? Our gestation humorist collection features humorous designs that bring laughter and joy during this special time. Whether it's for an expecting mom, dad, or friends celebrating their journey to parenthood, these playful items add a touch of humor and warmth to any nursery or gift exchange. Embrace the lighter side of gestation with products that speak to the excitement and fun of growing a family.
"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."
'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.
'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'
"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."
'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'
"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."
'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'
'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'
'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'
"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"
'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'
'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'
'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'
"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"
"Six down, three to go!!"
Fertility Clinic
"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."
"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."
"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."
"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.
Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push
'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'
Caution: False Contractions Ahead
Pregnant vs. Old.
The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'
Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.
The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.
"Oh, oh!!"
'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'
The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.
Gestation Humorists Gifts Collection
Gestation Humorists Mugs
Explore our full range of gestation humorist mugs—perfect for celebrating pregnancy’s fun moments and keeping mornings bright with a laugh.
Gestation Humorists Pillows
Discover cozy, humorous pillows for the nursery or lounge—ideal for expecting parents who love to add a playful touch to their space.
Gestation Humorists Prints
Browse our gestation humorist prints—fun, witty artwork that celebrates pregnancy with humor and charm, perfect for nurseries or gifts.
Gestation Humorists T-Shirts
Find the perfect gestation humorist t-shirt to celebrate pregnancy with humor and style. Great for expecting parents who love to share their joy with a witty twist.