Gerontology Geek Gifts

Looking for a gift for the proud gerontology geek? Explore our collection of witty and insightful products that celebrate a love for the science of aging, human development, and all things related to aging gracefully. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, our selections are designed to delight anyone passionate about understanding the journey of life, with a fun twist. Show your appreciation for their curiosity and expertise with unique gifts that connect to their interest in aging and human development.

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"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly." mockup

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

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'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...' mockup

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!" mockup

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

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'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.' mockup

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!' mockup

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

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"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them." mockup

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

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Welsh airport arrivals.

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb. mockup

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

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"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count." mockup

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

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'He's got your nose.'

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'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...' mockup

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

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The end is near

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Genetic Fingerprinting.

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'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!' mockup

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

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Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats. mockup

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

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"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..." mockup

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

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'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.' mockup

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

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"We're going to need more pets."

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'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...' mockup

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

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'Darling, we were made for each other.' mockup

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

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DNA Xmas.

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"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame." mockup

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

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"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

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