Geopolitics Gourmet Gifts

Searching for a gift for the geopolitics gourmet in your life? Our collection combines humor and intellect, celebrating a love for international relations and gourmet tasting. From fun mugs to eye-catching prints, find a unique gift that sparks conversation and satisfies their curiosity about the world and its flavors.

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Ukraine Crisis

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"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals." mockup

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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To do before Saturday...

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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The Main Types of Cheese

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Too much cilantro

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.' mockup

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!" mockup

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test." mockup

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

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Cheese

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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'Is this still America?'

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Holiday Supplies

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?" mockup

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water." mockup

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food." mockup

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

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'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...' mockup

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

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'Cooking'

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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Geopolitics Gourmet Gifts Collection

Geopolitics Gourmet Mugs

Discover our range of witty mugs designed for geopolitics gourmets. Perfect for tea, coffee, or just a good laugh, find one that speaks to their world-loving side.

Geopolitics Gourmet Pillows

Shop our unique pillows for geopolitics gourmets. These cozy accents feature clever designs that celebrate their passion for global politics and gourmet delights.

Geopolitics Gourmet Prints

Browse our stylish prints for geopolitics enthusiasts. Ideal for adding a witty and intellectual touch to their home decor, these pieces shout global style and gourmet flair.

Geopolitics Gourmet T-Shirts

Find clever and interesting t-shirts for geopolitics gourmets. Perfect for casual wear, these shirts showcase their love for world affairs and fine tastes with humor.