Geology Humorist Gifts

Find a fun and witty selection of gifts for the geology humorist in your life. From mugs to prints, each item features clever jokes and cartoon fun that celebrate the earth sciences with a lighthearted twist. Perfect for those who love to poke fun at geology while showcasing their passion.

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Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

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"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite." mockup

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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She loves to play with string theory. mockup

She loves to play with string theory.

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"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity." mockup

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

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"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation." mockup

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

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'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!' mockup

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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PET THEORIES

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How Glaciations Begin

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..." mockup

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?" mockup

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

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'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.' mockup

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

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The new Physics

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Evolution...the dandy lion.

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Evolving/Devolving

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'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.' mockup

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

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Evolution...the wifi rhino.

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Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs. mockup

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules. mockup

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

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'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.' mockup

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

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Geology Humorist Gifts Collection

Geology Humorist Mugs

Explore our entire collection of geology humorist mugs for more pun-filled designs that make mornings and geology sessions brighter.

Geology Humorist Pillows

Discover our humorous geology-themed pillows to add a cozy touch of earth science humor to your home décor.

Geology Humorist Prints

Browse our geology cartoon prints for witty, artistic pieces that celebrate the humor and beauty of earth sciences.

Geology Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty geology humorist t-shirts, perfect for those who love a good laugh and a clever pun about rocks and minerals.