Geological Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

The life of penguins.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Professor...what are you doing?