Geological Humor Appreciator Gifts

If you’re shopping for someone with a passion for geology and a love for clever jokes about rocks and minerals, our collection blends humor with earth science. Perfect for those who find humor in fossils, strata, and volcanoes, these unique gifts will make their day more fun and their space more personal.

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$'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'$

$'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.' mockup$

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained mockup

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

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The Food Chain

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.' mockup

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

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'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?' mockup

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

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'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.' mockup

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

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"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right... mockup

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

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"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"...I think we've found the missing link!" mockup

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

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The life of penguins.

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'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.' mockup

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

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It's an experiment.

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'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!' mockup

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

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'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?' mockup

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

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How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars". mockup

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

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'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...' mockup

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

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'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.' mockup

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

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Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?' mockup

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

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'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!' mockup

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

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'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

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