Genetic Geneiacs Gifts

'I've got the 'fat bastard' gene.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Catasaurus

GMOs: The Next Generation

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

When Cells Divide

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Medicinal plants

In the DNA Kitchen

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'