Genes And Memes Debater Gifts

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"This is a company which is going places...."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"I propose we build a panic room."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

American Gothic Selfie

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

tbt

Hall of Fake Presidents

Politics In The Workplace

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

Can't Believe This Just Happened

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Creation of Adam

#NoJunk

Organ Donor Card

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

'Recent research has shown that a spycam can greatly improve the honor code.'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!