Genes And Memes Debater Pillows

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"This is a company which is going places...."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I propose we build a panic room."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

American Gothic Selfie

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

Hall of Fake Presidents

Politics In The Workplace

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

tbt

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

Can't Believe This Just Happened

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

#NoJunk

Organ Donor Card

Creation of Adam

'Recent research has shown that a spycam can greatly improve the honor code.'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!