Genetics Discussant Gifts

'Yeah - I must inherit it from Dad.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Changing Minds

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

'Happy New Ear!'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Organ Donor Card

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

DNA Analysis

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Designer Baby.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"