Genes Gifts

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

"You're being let go. It's come to my attention that you have the laxy bastard gene"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'The circle is complete!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"My homework ate my dog."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"WHich one is mine?"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.