Genes Prints

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

"You're being let go. It's come to my attention that you have the laxy bastard gene"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The circle is complete!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"My homework ate my dog."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.