Genomes Gifts

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Catasaurus

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

When Cells Divide

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Medicinal plants

'He's got your nose.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Send in the Clones.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.