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'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"WHich one is mine?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Jurassic Pork

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Catasaurus

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

When Cells Divide

Medicinal plants

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Send in the Clones.'