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'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Jurassic Pork

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Catasaurus

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Medicinal plants

When Cells Divide

'Send in the Clones.'

'He's got your nose.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.