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'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"WHich one is mine?"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Catasaurus

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

When Cells Divide

Medicinal plants

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's got your nose.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"