Generational Gap Humorist Pillows

'That's the problem with youth today - no backbone.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Bubbie Selfies

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Greatest Band?"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Rodin's Generation Gap

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'If it weren't for diapers, I'd have nothing in common with him.'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."